Good god! Where to start with this?
How about the title?
Bush Strongly Warns Iran on Naval Clash
That'll learn 'em.
So Bush is on his way to the Middle East to shake hands and look diplomatic. Not all is as rosy as it first appears however.
Bush, on his first visit as president to Israel, acknowledged widespread doubts about whether he can break through decades of distrust to achieve his goal of a major peace agreement by the end of his presidency in January, 2009.
Doubts? Surely not. Come on now, it's only been 50 years. Give peace a chance, man. You know that's all they want.
...Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has repeatedly called for Israel's destruction...
Don't worry though. Our leader knows exactly what to do.
...Bush said, "We'll continue to keep the pressure on the Iranians. And I believe we can solve this problem diplomatically."
Israel, being in control of the US government and all, makes sure that all of America's aid is aimed at them. They are also in firm control of their own government as can be seen by their vicious demands from the oppressed Palestinians.
Olmert said Israel would not accept a peace agreement unless there is a halt to rocket attacks from the Gaza Strip, controlled by Islamic militants dedicated to Israel's destruction. The U.S.-backed Palestinian president, Mahmoud Abbas, wields authority in the West Bank but not in Gaza, meaning the Palestinian population is effectively split between two governing entities.
Here we see the deadliness of euphemisms:
"There will be no peace unless terror is stopped," Olmert told Bush. "And terror will have to be stopped everywhere. He said that "Gaza must be part of the package and that as long as there will be terror from Gaza, it will be very, very hard to reach any peaceful understanding between us and the Palestinians."
A bunch of scruffy peasants have been specially bred as cannon fodder to trigger "aid money" from the taxpayers in the West. This money makes the "leaders" very rich. Why on earth would they ever voluntarily stop their racket?
The threat to Israel was underscored Wednesday when Palestinian militants in the Gaza bombarded southern Israel with rocket and mortar fire.
This isn't even news anymore. It's just tagged on the the main news story as background. Two of the world's most powerful governments are totally unable to stop rockets raining down on civilian neighborhoods.
Without the government, of course, there'd be anarchy.
This fool thinks that the elected government of the Palestinians will soon be answerable to the voters they work for.
Stephen Hadley, Bush's national security adviser, sounded pessimistic about Hamas joining the peace process. "Nobody, unfortunately, is very optimistic that they will make that choice," Hadley said. "Hamas came to power in election; it will have to submit itself at some point to the people of Gaza in terms of their approval of the job they have done. And at this point, it's a pretty depressing situation in Hamas - in Gaza for all those people who live there."
Bush told the Israeli government that he wasn't too pleased about the settlements.
"In terms of outposts, yes, they ought to go," Bush said. "Look, I mean, we've been talking about it for four years. The agreement was, `Get rid of outposts, illegal outposts,' and they ought to go".
Look, none of this has any relevance to anything. Who lived there first? Who first settled and turned desert into viable land? If that has been taken off them within living memory, give it back. If not, leave them be.
It doesn't matter which government claims ownership of them. They are people living by using the land.
This incessant squabbling between governments is like a chess game for them. They play their little games with no thought of consequences other than range-of-moment satisfaction. Meanwhile some people get slaughtered for being owned by the wrong set of thugs.
It's even worse than waring mafia families. They mostly killed each other. With the mobsters we have in charge it is us that they throw at each other while they get whisked off to bunkers in supersonic jets.
All of this, all of it is caused by idiots waring over a piece of land given to them by their ultimate slave master. God commanded and they must obey in order to gain his favor. This means they must kill each other over bits of desert. I know that the aggression is from the Arabs but the Israelis piss me off too. They go and live amongst those who hate them the most on earth (right after being nearly wiped out by the last leader of such a group) and then decided that they'd best stop defending themselves by destroying those who keep attacking them.
40 years of peace process later and rockets are raining down on civilians just trying to get on with their lives.